

After all, it seems like everyone’s always talking about What’s that? You want to hear about the exotic places I visited? Well, I suppose I’d have to backtrack through enemy territory like a cow My standard issue compass often led meĭown the wrong path. Swiss cheese by an enemy bayonet and shrugged it off like nothing happened. At least they were resilient one of the guys was turned into They could often be seen running in circles and constantly blocking my I also have to wonder what part of the world Uncle Sam dug up my own squad Out of the ground like worms in the rain. In front of a turret, but the second I touched the gun, the guys would pop up Very eyes! Was I hallucinating from lack of food? It was almost as if certainĪctions called them down out of the sky. On many occasions they would seem to appear out of thin air, right before my The only guys to watch out for were the ones that I ran into headfirst.Īh yes, as I recall, those guys had some weird magic up their sleeves, too. I could be louder than a rhino, but they would sometimes just sit and stare in the opposite direction. Those guys were terrible shots outside of ten feet and never seemed to notice anything as I took out their buddies one by one. At least the gun didn’t jam.īut even if it did, I probably would have been fine since my enemies were so…stupid. No matter how many adjustments I tried to make. In front of me was oddly difficult and movement in general just felt clunky Even though I’ve won a ton of marksmanship awards, I justĬouldn’t seem to get the crosshairs where I wanted them. The explosions from that initial attack must have scrambled my brains or something,īecause aiming and shooting was a chore. It wasn’t all bad, but it definitely could have been better. What I got instead was a tedious romp through the worst-looking jungles and random locations in the Pacific. I mean war is hell, but I thought I knew what I was getting into. I still had two handfuls of missions to deal with and boy, were they rough. I had survived the attack on Pearl Harbor, but the worst was still to come.

When the dust finally settled, the sight was terrifying.

With all those guys rushing up the beach. Imagine that this was the kind of excitement they felt on D-Day
